В кинотеатре билетерша супружеской паре:
- Программку не желаете?
- Нет, спасибо.
- Шоколадку не желаете?
- Нет.
- Может быть, пакетик леденцов?
- Нет, нет, нет!
Билетерша отворачивается и ехидно роняет:
- А убийца в этом фильме - шофер.
Муж оборачивается, и тоже ехидно:
- А мы все равно пое@аться пришли!
BY Анекдоты 18+
Telegram is riding high, adding tens of million of users this year. Now the bill is coming due.Telegram is one of the few significant social-media challengers to Facebook Inc., FB -1.90% on a trajectory toward one billion users active each month by the end of 2022, up from roughly 550 million today.
I have no inside knowledge of a potential stock listing of the popular anti-Whatsapp messaging app, Telegram. But I know this much, judging by most people I talk to, especially crypto investors, if Telegram ever went public, people would gobble it up. I know I would. I’m waiting for it. So is Sergei Sergienko, who claims he owns $800,000 of Telegram’s pre-initial coin offering (ICO) tokens. “If Telegram does a SPAC IPO, there would be demand for this issue. It would probably outstrip the interest we saw during the ICO. Why? Because as of right now Telegram looks like a liberal application that can accept anyone - right after WhatsApp and others have turn on the censorship,” he says.
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